i’m so gross. i’m so sorry for ever posting selfies. won’t do it again, i promise.

working retail

noknuckles:

me: hi how are you today?
customer: JUST LOOKING.

(via overbrose)

feeling so shitty about myself right now. i stand by my opinions and nothing you say can convince me otherwise.

sweeet. does this mean i don’t have to go to work tomorrow

rooster-punk-teeth:
mspbandj:

ron-daralki:

sheck-the-wulfy:

THIS HASN’T CROSSED MY DASH IN WEEKS

THIS HASN’T CROSSED MY DASH IN MONTHS! WHY HASN’T IT CROSSED IT IN MONTHS?

IM SITTING IN THE MIDDLE OF MY EMPTY HOUSE LAUGHING LIKE A FUCKING MANIAC AND ITS ECHOING WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING OH MY GOD

mspbandj:

ron-daralki:

sheck-the-wulfy:

THIS HASN’T CROSSED MY DASH IN WEEKS

THIS HASN’T CROSSED MY DASH IN MONTHS! WHY HASN’T IT CROSSED IT IN MONTHS?

IM SITTING IN THE MIDDLE OF MY EMPTY HOUSE LAUGHING LIKE A FUCKING MANIAC AND ITS ECHOING WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING OH MY GOD

(via wheretruthandfictioncollide)

marxvx:

if i as a retail worker have to work with a dozen cameras pointed at me to deter me from stealing $10, cops should have to work with a camera pointed at them to deter them from arbitrarily maiming and killing people

(via oomshi)

So I finally got around to watching The World’s End. Pretty great film.

cybergramblr:

I love Parv because he looks like this 

image 

And then sometimes he looks like this

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(via bastille-hatfilms)