“close enough”
— anyone who’s ever tried to even out their eyeliner. (via logays)

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magicalmischief:

When a teacher sends you to take something to another room

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team-lads-in-the-tardis:

get-the-pie:

The way I got into the rooster teeth fandom wasn’t even subtle like I watched 1 rage quit and that snowballed into 9 straight hours of lets plays and vs and play pals like I didn’t walk into the fandom I tripped and fell down the deep dark hole that is ah and now I can’t get out

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a-random-mod:

Guardians of the galaxy was so good.

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thank god it’s my day off. woke up sick ):

theothhherwomenbby:

mollycroftumlt:

lolsomeone-actually:

ibilateral:

thecraziie:

awsomedean:

slutmost:

every girl can relate to this okay

BAHAHAHAHAHA I MEASURED

10000% done

HAHAHHHAHA,

I think the funniest thing is guys thinking a big dick is better.

Yo, some girls can’t even take a full 6 Inches because it hurts, what do you think 11 Inches would do. Jesus christ.

Dont forget the “what, no invite?? ;)” like shut the fuck up with yo weak ass 7th grade game boy

reblogging that twice as its soo true

Hahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahhahahaha. This.

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markiplier’s play-thru of five nights is too funny


is it weird that it’s not freaking me out in the slightest?

fucking kill me

hhantu:

parv is really pretty wtf

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monstart:

"I’m not drunk enough for this."

They’re great kids, I swear…

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emmugh:

I like new friends because I can reuse old jokes

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I’m so stressed out right now but I feel like I have to do everything /:

hotboyproblems:

want to burn 1000s of calories fast???

  • try to put your bed sheets on your bed

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