aggybird:

‘hi i haven’t talked to you in five weeks but we’re still best friends’: a story about me and human interaction.

(via allteensrelate)

french:

I’m so fucking weird
It’s like:
I’m the nicest rude person you’ll ever meet.
I don’t give a fuck about anything but at the same time, I care about a lot.
I hate people but I want to be everyone’s friend.
I hate myself but I’m completely fabulous.
I need help.

(via squirelife)

confirmance:

do you ever like randomly wake up in the middle of the night check your social networks then go back to sleep 

(via communistbakery)

brinepools:

reasons I can relate to a possum:

-tired & unkempt, smells weird
-emotions ranging from “displeased” to “existential scream”
-no work ethic
-lies around looking dead when overwhelmed
-will eat trash & live amongst trash if left to own devices
-sometimes you feel bad and feed it a sandwich

(via joshpeck)

if opposites attract why aren’t i covered in hot people right now

(via communistbakery)

zodiaccity:

Zodiac Files: Dealing With A Cancer.

(via squirelife)

it’s been a bad day for me

clintbarttons:

(ง’̀-‘́)ง me gettin ready to fight you on the parking lot in order to defend my fav character

(via radbees)