paralol:

gameandwatch:

i remember way too many small details about people so i have to act dumb sometimes so i don’t freak them out

*friends eyes are watering for no reason*

"Are you wearing that mascara you’re allergic to but wear any way cause you think it’s cute"

"…..when did I tell you that"

"…….like…..two years ago" 

(via luneybat)

“If you think women are crazy you’ve never had a dude go from hitting on you to literally threatening to kill you in the time it takes you to say “no thanks.””
— Kendra Wells. (via mysharona1987)

(via copyrlght)

vexingholmes:

occupation: inappropriate friend who makes sexual jokes despite being a fucking virgin

(via crystalleveret)

kellinova:

divinedorothy:

b4 hur n makup

image

AFTA HURR N MKUP

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Holy crap that hair is magical

(via blackrain707)

basedgosh:

basedgosh:

note to self: “love yourself” does not mean spend $40 on chinese food when you’re broke

who am i kidding yes it does. never listen to me

(via panerasexual)

hatflims:

Philosophy with Ross Hornby

(via allagore)

titytwochainz:

every family got a plastic bag full of plastic bags

(via obamasnovv)

Put a Symbol in my ask

‽ - I’m too shy to talk to you
✩ - You inspire me
☼ - You make me smile
☏ - I wish we’d talk more
✌- I want to get to know you
☺ - I want to be your friend
#- I want to thank you
✓ - I like you
♣ - I want to cuddle you
❀ - I think I’m falling for you
* - I want to kiss you
♥ - I’m in love with you
愛 - I love you
∞ - I want to date you
© - Will you be mine?

(via luneybat)

boo-would222:

grizzlygains:

happyhalloweekes:

spoopy-shanin:

I’m not too late for the cute lil ghosts, right?

Of course you have to drag it and be amazed

THIS IS THE BEST ONE YET

THESE DRAG GHOSTS GIVE ME LIFE

(via radbees)

baptistes:

thefakeoriginal:

Same

This is like the funniest picture ive seen in my humble 19 years of life

(via brotherblaze)